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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:51 pm 
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I forgot the exact quote but the shit about IYH being on a 1 month trial was gold.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:12 am 
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Incher being Brock Lesnar, being Incher.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:13 am 
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"I love to lick stamps. My mom thinks I'm weird for that, but I love to lick stamps."- Jai
Although this was off the air.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:52 pm 
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(About appearing in the ECW intro)

Santo Loco: Everytime I see it, I pause it, "Look at me, I'm on TV." My wife's like, "Turn that shit off."

I literally laughed for a good five minutes.

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Hahaha great quote Jobes. Barbie did say some really funny shit off the air at Jai's expense. But since it was never recorded I can't get the exact quotes.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jai: He's [Vince McMahon] has got his head so far up his daughter's pussy, it's unbelievable.

Incher: I didn't know he went there for comfort.

I laughed for a good fifteen minutes.

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Commenting on Stephanie McMahon's pussy...

Barbie: Ugh, it smells like Slim Jims.

I laughed for about 45 minutes.

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Barbie: A Goldberg top hat? How does that work? Is it like the tribal tattoo on a top hat, or is there a picture of Goldberg going, "WHOOWAAAAHHHHRR!"

Jack: I think there's actually both.

Incher: Perfect for the Hall of Heroes Banquet. It's a top hat! It's dress code!

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Barbie: "I can't stand it anymore! Potato the bitch! Give her what she deserves!"

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jack: "Who did he fight?"

Jose: "Uh, man. Fuck, I forgot his name, but he's Fillipino, I guess. I don't know. I forgot the name. He had, uh, a key or something like that. All I know is that it was a great fucking match."

Afro: "This is a fucking wrestling show, not a fucking MMA show. Get the fuck off."

Barbie: "BWAAAHAAAHA!"

Jose: "Come on guys. At least it's better than- at least it's real. Give it a little credit where credit is due, here. You know what I'm saying?"

Afro: "It's a fucking wrestling show, not a fucking MMA show. You can fuck off...with MM.." [gets cut off]

Jack: "Billiards is real. Bowling is real. I'm not talking about bowling."

Jose: "Alright, alright. Well, I just wanted to know what you opinion was, but..."

Jack: "You don't even know who he lost to!"

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Jobes wrote:
Jack: "Who did he fight?"

Jose: "Uh, man. Fuck, I forgot his name, but he's Fillipino, I guess. I don't know. I forgot the name. He had, uh, a key or something like that. All I know is that it was a great fucking match."

Afro: "This is a fucking wrestling show, not a fucking MMA show. Get the fuck off."

Barbie: "BWAAAHAAAHA!"

Jose: "Come on guys. At least it's better than- at least it's real. Give it a little credit where credit is due, here. You know what I'm saying?"

Afro: "It's a fucking wrestling show, not a fucking MMA show. You can fuck off...with MM.." [gets cut off]

Jack: "Billiards is real. Bowling is real. I'm not talking about bowling."

Jose: "Alright, alright. Well, I just wanted to know what you opinion was, but..."

Jack: "You don't even know who he lost to!"


One of my favorite pats of the show.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Plus we got "Gail Kim is just as big as Christian", care of Swax...

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Swax loves him some Gail Kim.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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"That's not my leg" - JACK


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Vann wrote:
Plus we got "Gail Kim is just as big as Christian", care of Swax...

^ What he said.

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Carroll: "I never did have rabbit until I tasted it..."

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:10 am 
THE PINK OR THE BROWN
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"Mick Foley has, all he's doing, he's become like a fag of authority."

-Swax

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jack: "Hey Barbie"
Barbie: "Oh hey... uhh what?"


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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titan012 wrote:
Jack: "Hey Barbie"
Barbie: "Oh hey... uhh what?"

If you only understood the acumen of Barbie Richards.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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TC Anderson wrote:
titan012 wrote:
Jack: "Hey Barbie"
Barbie: "Oh hey... uhh what?"

If you only understood the acumen of Barbie Richards.


to finish the conversation...

Jack: "Hey Barbie"
Barbie: "Oh hey... uh what?"
Jack: "Did you see..." (cut off)
Barbie: "No I do not watch that trash, I tell you every week that I hate it and you keep asking me if I watch it. God damn you Jack!"
Jack: "Well now"


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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On Dixie Carter...

Jack: [Barbie's] saying you want to take the woman and give her a piledriver just like Tommy Dreamer, but you can't do it so your wrestlers do it for you.

Incher: You gotta shake 'em a little bit, so their breast falls out. Humiliate 'em before you give 'em that piledriver.

Jack: Exactly.

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Spec_Sun: *Talks for 45 minutes*

Jack: Yeah, terrible.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Barbie: Julia, so you're incredibly knowledgeable about wrestling.

Julia: Yes, go ahead.

Barbie: Which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Um, that's a little before my time, but you can ask me a more current question.

Barbie: Uh, which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Barbie, come on now. Listen, I- I know things...

Barbie: Okay, Julia, Ladies and Gentleman. Incredibly knowledgeable in pro wrestling.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jobes wrote:
Barbie: Julia, so you're incredibly knowledgeable about wrestling.

Julia: Yes, go ahead.

Barbie: Which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Um, that's a little before my time, but you can ask me a more current question.

Barbie: Uh, which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Barbie, come on now. Listen, I- I know things...

Barbie: Okay, Julia, Ladies and Gentleman. Incredibly knowledgeable in pro wrestling.

That's right Jobber, kick one when she's down.

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