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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:37 pm 
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Mizfit Julia wrote:
Jobes wrote:
Barbie: Julia, so you're incredibly knowledgeable about wrestling.

Julia: Yes, go ahead.

Barbie: Which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Um, that's a little before my time, but you can ask me a more current question.

Barbie: Uh, which is your favorite version of the Four Horseman?

Julia: Barbie, come on now. Listen, I- I know things...

Barbie: Okay, Julia, Ladies and Gentleman. Incredibly knowledgeable in pro wrestling.

That's right Jobber, kick one when she's down.


Julia, I kid because I love.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:57 pm 
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Jobes wrote:
Mizfit Julia wrote:
That's right Jobber, kick one when she's down.


Julia, I kid because I love.

I hope so.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:20 pm 
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You can't name a version of the Horsemen?


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:40 pm 
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"Mr. Wonderful" W.J. Clinton wrote:
You can't name a version of the Horsemen?

Nope, I just started watching wrestling in early 2008, I haven't retraced it that far back. Of course I've heard of them with Ric Flair, but that was the 80's, cut me some slack.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:33 pm 
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Caller: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, waya waya
*hung up on*
Jack: You have not been entered in the contest


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jack, talking about CM Punk "Holy crap, he just beat the hell outta Wang Yang! Undertaker's got no chance"

Also, "Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah Blah Blah. You're banned" - Jack


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:14 pm 
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"I need to watch me some Sara Del Rey"
-Incher

I know it was sarcastic but I'm still taking it as a win.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:35 am 
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"Does it bother you when they show people on the toilet and they clearly have underwear on"
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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:12 am 
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Incher "I mean TNA Impact is like being raped, that's a little dramatic isn't it? I mean I felt like I was just watching a wrestling show. I...I've never felt like I've been scared mentally from it or anything like that. It didn't fell like...."
Jack "....It didn't feel like a penis was going up your anus?"
Incher "Yea. It didn't feel anything like that."

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:55 am 
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Jack: "So you're for stealing, just not from Churches ?"

Incher: "What about that time you stole my steak off my plate ?"

Jack: "What !?"

Incher: "I saw you! I was eating my steak and you took a piece."

Jack: ".... Nah."


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:46 am 
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Barbie: Do you have to be snide under your breath while you're being sarcastic about everything? Can you not just pick one? Do you have to be insulting and then say "I aint gonna find out who wins anyway."

Jack: Ahhhhhh...Don't be..don't be sad. It's alright. Crying in the corner. Jesus. Like you don't make fun of Raw or or or TNA when it was bad. What the hell?

Barbie: But you don't watch Chikara.

Jack: All the time you make fun of it.

Barbie: What have I made fun of tonight?

Jack: I don't care.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:14 pm 
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Mike: The day Shawn Michaels goes to TNA is the day Mark Henry gets rid of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and that's not going to happen.

Barbie: Aw, that was awfully pleasant of you.

Incher: Why you got to go there?

Mike: What?

Incher: You're clearly being rascist on the program. Hang up on this guy.

Mike: Excuse me, I'm black.

Incher: Oh, well still hang up on him.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Mike: ...You know you'll never see Vince and Dixie sit down and have coffee and say lets work this out...

Barbie: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mike: but you know...

Barbie: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:38 pm 
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ElTNAFan: I like him (Barbie) in a peculiar way.

Barbie: I hate you in a very, very, very, standard way.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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So, I tell you flat out, like, I took a shit in his fucking bag. I did it in front of the whole fucking locker room, and they popped like it was fucking Steve Austin coming out in fucking San Antonio, Texas.

--Syxx Pac

That may be my favorite quote of all time.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:30 pm 
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"I imagine if I turned into it (wrestlelicous) on and had no prior knowledge of wrestling, I'd probably think I have no idea what's going on here but that witch doctor can work"

Barbie Richards

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:33 am 
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"Jai can pick HBK out of a line up...from the waist down."
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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:54 am 
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Incher: "All I want to know is when will Walkie show us his puppies ?"


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jack: "Joe Gomez, he was on an episode of People's Court, or maybe one of the lesser-known ones like Judge Joe Brown or something."

Barbie: "Hmmm."

Jack: "Joe Gomez, I wonder whatever happened to him ?"

Incher: "I dunno."

Jack: "Maybe we'll see him at the fanfest."

Incher: "I heard he was on Judge Joe Brown."


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"Lacey Von Eric, the biggest disgrace to her family name, is just doing crap in the ring."

-Swax

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Christopher: My last name, I hate it.

Barbie: Is it Cocksucker?

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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ElTNAfan: "When you say that, I think of J-talk."

Jack: "Really?"

ElTNAfan: "Which I hope will be some J-talking here on the show."

Jack: "What's J-talking ?"

ElTNAfan: "When you talk with J... Jai."

Jack: "Oh, Jai. That'll be 'Jai talking'"

ElTNAfan: "Jai Leno, uh"

Jack: "Jai, are you there ? We've got this fine gentleman from Portugal and he wants to make your dreams."

Jai: "What's up ?"

ElTNAfan: "Hello Jai, how you doin' ?"

Jai: "Good, yourself ?"

ElTNAfan: "I'm doing fine."

Jack: "Epic stuff here."


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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I genuinely believe the RAW GM segment has just dethroned Larry Z's opinion on the WWE Wellness Policy as my favourite segment ever heard on the show.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Glad you liked it. I thought it was good stuff, a lot of people thought it was going to be real.


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