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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:58 pm 
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Jack wrote:
a lot of people thought it was going to be real.


Those ill-minded Portuguese shit-throwers.


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:38 am 
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Casper wrote:
ElTNAfan: "When you say that, I think of J-talk."

Jack: "Really?"

ElTNAfan: "Which I hope will be some J-talking here on the show."

Jack: "What's J-talking ?"

ElTNAfan: "When you talk with J... Jai."

Jack: "Oh, Jai. That'll be 'Jai talking'"

ElTNAfan: "Jai Leno, uh"

Jack: "Jai, are you there ? We've got this fine gentleman from Portugal and he wants to make your dreams."

Jai: "What's up ?"

ElTNAfan: "Hello Jai, how you doin' ?"

Jai: "Good, yourself ?"

ElTNAfan: "I'm doing fine."

Jack: "Epic stuff here."





Oh, man... The Unfunniest Man in the Headyverse meets The Guy Who's Funny for All the Wrong Reasons... with Jack as special Guest Referee... Too good...

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Donny: "It's Dirk fucking Benedict!"... Dirk: "I seldom use my middle name."


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Barbie: Ummm, you see all those movies from the 70's were there's pretty little teenage girls hitchhiking on every highway. And you just think goddammit, why did things have to change?

Incher: That shit just ain't real.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:13 pm 
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You guys on the show love talking about "sizes." I was hoping one of you would ask the new GM how big his RAM is...


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:59 pm 
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Tommy Young: They have another guy doing it (commentary) now with Jerry, who I think really dose a poor job.

Jack:Micheal Cole?

Tommy Young: Yea, I think that's him.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:09 pm 
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Incher: "The worst caller on any radio show ever. I'm surprised we still take the calls."

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(On the subject of MTV starting a new promotion with ties to Mexico)

Incher: "I do think it adds something talking about how there could be a market for it in the US with a lot of Spanish-speaking people here and.. um.. you know, if everyone catches on to it and they promote it right.

Jack: "All the illegal immigrants."

Incher: "All the illegal immigrants love it."

Jack: "Uh huh."

Barbie: " Oh Jackie. Why you breaking my heart, Jackie ?"


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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Jack: Do you think that's (Half Pint Brawlers) like a fair assessment of what American Life is about?

Jo-Jo: I think the biggest loser is probably a better assessment. I don't know if you know the show.

Incher: Like the fat people who are trying to lose weight on the scales?

Jo-Jo: Well, without the losing weight part of it. But yes.

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Jack: Alright we are back welcome to Inyourheadwrestling radio,I am the Internet Icon Handsome Jack E Jones and this is my right hand man

Incher: OneInchBiceps the power goatt baaaaaa

Jack: And the man all the way from the UK

Barbie: The Voice of the Beautiful People and the cult of personality,the lionheart Barbie Richards...Potattooooo Man!

Jack: And in the background we have the little Meltz.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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"Human feces is just God-awful when you smell it out of the water, you know? It definitely needs to be under water."

-Incher

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The Fag of the Week is.........

Jai

"Jack"

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Incher: Jack is God, at least that's what the message board told me.

Jack: ...And who can argue with the message board?

Incher: XT.

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
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Carroll: I got some good questions here.

Incher: We'll be the judge of that.

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"I hate Jesus"

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Jack: (on Samoa Joe's name) "You wouldn't call Yoshi Tatsu, like, Jap Bill. Actually that would be a good name, Jap Bill."

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"I feel like I'm being electric shocked in my penis area."

-Onceinchbiceps

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:15 pm 
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Bill Cosby Bukowski wrote:
Pres: I bumped the mother fucker, I'm president clinton!

Caller: Did you have sex with those people?

Pres: I DID!

Caller: Did you like it?

Pres: Who doesn't like sex?

Caller: Gay people.


This was hilarious.

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I've been rather foul mouthed lately... I'll have to clean up my act.


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Jack: Alex, I'll have ass for $500


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Bill Cosby Bukowski wrote:
Pres: I bumped the mother fucker, I'm president clinton!

Caller: Did you have sex with those people?

Pres: I DID!

Caller: Did you like it?

Pres: Who doesn't like sex?

Caller: Gay people.

best call ever

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CrystalInDenver: Jack, you're just rolling around in women.

Jack: Mmm hmm, I use them as a bed.

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Jack: Alright Taso, make it quick

Taso: Yo, that's Taso the Greek to you!

Jack: Alright, that was quick enough (hangs up)

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Caller: I am the CZW representative for youtube well, formally youtube, and I wanted to speak to the CZW champion Jon Moxley.

Jon Moxley: Well......that's what you're doing...

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 Post subject: Favourite Weekly Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:39 am 
Jesse Neal: Its not how long your cock is, its how pretty it is.


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Jesse: You know the funniest thing of everything, everyone's gonna make fun of him cause of that. But you know, he is still making money off of that. Shit, and how else (mumbles) he is still making money off that. And especially whenever you guys talk shit, it gives him more publicity and they want to get back
on the internet and they want to buy that DVD or whatever the fuck it was, I wouldn't spend the fucking money myself. But shit, at least he is making fucking money, you know what I mean?

Jack: Its funny, it doesn't actually exist. So no one can actually buy it.

Jesse: You know what, he should fucking make it, you know how much fucking money he could make off of it.

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Jesse: You know the funniest thing of everything, everyone's gonna make fun of him cause of that. But you know, he is still making money off of that. Shit, and how else (mumbles) he is still making money off that. And especially whenever you guys talk shit, it gives him more publicity and they want to get back
on the internet and they want to buy that DVD or whatever the fuck it was, I wouldn't spend the fucking money myself. But shit, at least he is making fucking money, you know what I mean?

Jack: Its funny, it doesn't actually exist. So no one can actually buy it.

Jesse: You know what, he should fucking make it, you know how much fucking money he could make off of it.


Simply amazing. There is a copy of the DVD on the mantle of the youtube pic I made.


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